joey was hoping that dad would let him sweep up after his haircut.  he so enjoyed using his school paste and secretly gluing the hair clippings on his chest so he could pretend to be sean connery, clint walker, ricardo montalban and the other tall, dark and hairy chested men he just started dreaming about.  ”what did it all mean” and “did this have anything to do with his recent nocturnal emissions,” joey wondered?

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