it required years and years of therapy before glenn and his psychiatrist finally pinned down the exact moment where his multiple fetishes of repairman uniforms, sex on washing machines and men with mustaches originated.
elton john
rupaul
mommy always gives good advice, thought roger. it probably would be better to stop announcing to the lunchroom that he made the cookies himself from a recipe in this months issue of martha stewart living magazine and also telling everyone that his sandwiches are made from nutritional lunch advice from the naked chef’s jamie oliver (roger’s idol) tv program. good advice indeed, roger hoped, which might even keep him from getting his head dunked in the boys toilet during recess.
image via atompunk: mildredskitchen
francis never really understood when adults whispered to each other that he was “light in the loafers.”
the nuns of the convent of the sacred heart girls boarding school just didn’t know what to think of the “drag kings” skit. was this the result of screening the annie oakley movie last week or the work of satan?
image via (via no-u-turn)
joey was hoping that dad would let him sweep up after his haircut. he so enjoyed using his school paste and secretly gluing the hair clippings on his chest so he could pretend to be sean connery, clint walker, ricardo montalban and the other tall, dark and hairy chested men he just started dreaming about. ”what did it all mean” and “did this have anything to do with his recent nocturnal emissions,” joey wondered?
image via diamondmind:
kim and linda had gone way beyond “experimenting.” it was commitment for a lifetime. they planned to move in with each other after graduating and had even decided on the number of cats they would have including the name of each. but it was still a fun game to fool people, especially the boys at school. yes, it was a game and they were winning.
oscar could hardly contain himself. souvenir flatware, memento salt & pepper shakers, and keepsake napkin! and maybe, just maybe, the stewardess would allow him to keep the dishes and tray so he could play airline stewardess when he got home!
image via inamoment: Vintage Stewardess Pictures | Flight Attendant Photos From The Past
(via fuckyeahangrypeanuts)